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先讲个笑话：

我一大学同学，为人忠厚老实，不擅言词，所以直到30还未曾谈过恋爱。我们看不眼里，急在心里，多次给他介绍，都未果。起初还以为他眼光高，条件挑，直到一天，我一同学给他介绍一靓女，特意嘱咐说，所介绍的女仔是靓女，一定要好好的谈。他说了一句振耳发聩的话：“以后你们要是真想帮我介绍对象，请不要找美女，我不与漂亮女人谈恋爱”。

难不成他早已听过以下两首歌千百回：

英文版　If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

歌词如下：

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.

Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

粤语版　吖鸣婆　演唱者：林子祥

歌词与英文版差不多，如下：

这两首歌，可以说唱出了男人的心声。所以，相貌平平的女人，其实大不必为了父母未给自己一副好躯壳而恨天怨人，而应注重修练内功。因为男人们都知道：

虽然

一个漂亮的女人是一颗璀璨的钻石

但一个好女人是一座宝藏

聪明的男人都不会为了一 颗钻石放弃一座宝藏！

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